“\"Chloe is really working us today, isn\'t she Dr. M?\"”
“\"Who wears a helmet to play sports?\"”
“\"The infernal revenue service...er...\"”
“\"It\'s like a reverse flambe\"”
“\"The only time that would be acceptable is back when people had to travel by wagon.\" - Sophomore Matt Stombaugh on proposing via e-mail”
“\"This morning I picked up the newspaper and thought, \'Oh, male cheerleaders... I can\'t wait to try on my short skirt!\" - Dr. Bill Lay”
“\"Why isn\'t this computer working??\" - Junior Charissa Potra
\"It\'s being white.\" - Junior Angela Schimpf”“\"That\'s why we bring you up here. They can\'t hear you scream.\" - Senior Ryan Anderson, regarding a Senior SGA meeting on Mercer 3rd”
“\"I OD\'ed on Lost.\" - Dr. Clark Rose”
“\"It drives me awesome!\" - Mr. Glen”