“I hate diseases!”
“I need to be go doing stuff.”
“Grout died because he read his book.”
“"We can't even have kids without paying a price anymore." - junior Amelia Pool
"I can." -sophomore Vincent Smith, in a discussion about life after the Fall”“Somewhere in Tennessee there is a chicken farm owned by Dr. Livesay.”
“Washing machines don't have to draw us away from the Lord, but they can. It just depends on how we look at them.”
“If we were all bilingual, we'd be more like Jesus.”
“It gives guys a reason to be creepers.”
“This tastes similar to play dough...and play dough is good!”
“\"This is a very Bryan College movie: \'I\'m here to get a wife!\'\"”