“When we get to heaven, God's going to tell us, 'STOP ALLITERATING!!!'”
“I was a turtle, now I'm an airplane.”
“Shopping! There’s nothing inherently good about shopping.”
“I think I need another of those dog biscuits to keep me going.”
“What's in this, and is it healthy.”
“My poetic muse is lying drunk in a ditch somewhere.”
“We like having friends who have pretty sisters.”
“You should attempt to attain male qualities to attract women instead of female qualities to scare off men.”
“I would make a good house wife if i were a woman.”
“Ooooh, I look like Goldilocks.”