“My humor is not nihilistic; it's completely pointless.”
“I haven't sleepen in three days.”
“Hi, I'm your new neighbor. Could I borrow a cup of peas?”
“Sno-Biz doesn't win championships... lettuce wins championships.”
“You're always walking around with scantily clad feet!”
“I don't condone cheating. Actually I do when it comes to board games.”
“I love mockery! It's my favorite!”
“Yet another opportunity to be a bad girl.”
“Let me chase a rabbit and I'll beat him and skin him in a moment.”
“Just because you are in the wilderness doesn't mean you have to be uncivilized.”