“"As you know, my blazer is my man purse."
- Dr. Hollingsworth”“"You know the F-word? Fluff?"
- Mr. Palmer”“"American football - somewhere between confusion and violence - I just don't get it."
- sophomore Leo Gikonyo”“"I really love Jesus, I just can't stay awake in chapel."
- freshman Ashton Alexander”“"I might let you guys out early today, I'm trying to buy a used Suburban."
- Dr. Clauson”“"Somehow snow doesn't affect the transit between the bedroom and the basement."
- Senior Caleb Young on snow days while being a homeschooler.”“"Some of us are awkward, like baby giraffes."
- Dr. Hollingsworth”“"Your tie is like our class mood ring."
- sophomore Ryan Anderson on Dr. Clauson's colorful ties.”“Every time I say an Off the Record quote, I don\'t get in the Triangle.”
“\"You are not in my class anymore; the umbilical cord has been cut.\"”