The Call for Christian Satire Labeling

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Written by: Roy G. Biv This is a call for all the Christian satirists out there to start acting responsibly. Comforting a poor soul, I realized enough was enough. “This trend of Christians utilizing satire for making cultural observations about truth has gotten out of hand,” she said through her tears. After realizing that her Read More

Unforeseen Lyric in Chapel Causes Division (satire)

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Written by: Cinna Kuhl RUDD AUDITORIUM–As we left Chapel this morning, something remained with us. No, it wasn’t the eclectic mix of traditional and contemporary songs. No, it wasn’t the beautifully raw emotion of our own spoken word artists. No, it wasn’t the fact that the worship team eventually led us straight to the divine Read More

Bryan library to be converted into fourth gym (satire)

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Written by: M. Bellisher Bryan representatives have announced that the Bryan Library will be converted into a fourth campus gym. Effective November 10, the Library will be permanently closed, with the new gym opening in late January. A representative from the Office of Student Life stated, “We understand that students really aren’t that excited about Read More

Opposite sex freshman friendship committed to staying “just friends” (Satire)

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Some things never change, and, yes, that includes the inevitability of intimate Freshmen friendships between guys and girls. Because the college must uphold its distinction as a model of conservative Christian piety, freshmen are told during Orientation to avoid classmates of the opposite sex at all times. Nevertheless, the friendships blossom.  Read More