Written by Rob Speed
Photo by Rob Speed
The past few years has been a time of great growth for Bryan College. With the addition of the Overlook, the Clara Ward School of Nursing, new parking, dorm renovations, and the newest addition, the Octagon, campus has gotten more and more lavish.
The renovations won’t stop there, though! A very secret and undoubtedly trustworthy source gave us insight on the buildings Bryan College plans to continue adding until its centennial. These topic secret plans include:
The Decagon
The Decagon is a unique, ten-sided student hangout spot, where students can chill, hang out, or do homework. The Decagon offers seating, scenery, air, and other riveting features that make the Decagon an essential place for student communion!
Uncommon Grounds
A new coffee shop will open up, and it will offer a variety of unusual flavors you would not find at Common Grounds. Have you ever tried banana mint mocha? How about a chocolate ketchup latte? Maybe a cardboard lint tea? All these combinations and more will be offered at Uncommon Grounds!
The Ice Rink
A new ice rink will be opened for students to skate and play in icy conditions! The rink will only be open one week a year, during whichever time a snowstorm happens. The rest of the year, it will have melted into a puddle, where students can… try not to fall in, I suppose?
The Dodecahedron
The Dodecahedron will offer twelve flat faces for students to chat, hang out, or do homework! This three dimensional outdoor area will give students the perfect opportunity to talk, converse, dialogue, breathe, or even dance, if the desire so takes them.
Winter’s Gymnasium
A twisted antidote to Summer’s Gymnasium, Winter’s Gymnasium will just be a closet full of exercise balls. One student will accidentally get locked in there someday, and it will have to be shut down, so enjoy it while you can.
Mr. Jimothy Rubblesmuth’s Amazing Rubblesmuthtastic Emporium
We don’t really know who Mr. Jimothy Rubblesmuth is, but we know he was kind enough to pay for a hangout spot in his name! At Mr. Jimothy Rubblesmuth’s Amazing Rubblesmuthtastic Emporium, students can chill, hang out, or do homework.
After Hours Lounge
Bryan College understands students need to work late! The school will offer a hangout spot where students can work even later in the night, so they can chill, hang out, or do homework. For safety and cleanliness concerns, though, it will be locked at 7PM.
The Little Sticker on Rudd
A small smiley face sticker will be placed on the outside wall of Rudd. This will be the only renovation Rudd will receive, because the building is perfect as it is.
The Football Field
Don’t be deceived by its name! The Football Field is actually just a student hangout spot, where students can chill, hang out, or do homework.
The Fractal
The Fractal will offer students infinite fun at every perspective, where students can chill, hang out, and exceed their topological dimensions.
Clearly, Bryan College has a vibrant array of exciting plans to expand the necessary facilities of the school and grant students some excellent hangout spots. We’re excited to see what the future holds!
